Worst Brain Type Indicator
The Personality Test MBTI Was Too Polite to Give You
An internet archetype quiz for the chronically online.
Take the Test →14 questions · 2 minutes · No sign-up · Completely free
“MBTI tells you you're a visionary.
We tell you you're an NPC.”
Find out if you're NPC, DELULU, COOKED, or something worse.
Scenario-based. No psychobabble. Each one takes 2 seconds to read.
Matched across 4 axes: Agency, Chaos, Social, and Delusion.
Save your result card in 3 styles. Send it to friends. Start arguments.
Curious how accurate we are about you?
Not MBTI. Much worse.
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